Sunday, October 26, 2008

Facebook

Name: Emily Grierson

Basic Information

Networks: None
Sex: Female
Hometown: Yoknapatawpha County, Mississippi
Relation Status: It's complicated
Interested In: Men
Looking For: Leave me alone

Personal Information

Activities: Killing "rats"
Interests: China, Human properties after death.
Favorite Music: Classical




Wall:

Tax Collector: You are overdue on your taxes. Failure in paying will results in serious consequences. I do hope you taken this as a fair warning.

Emily: Kindly, talk to Colonel Sartoris. He will clear things up.

Tax Collector: Ma'am Colonel Sartoris have passed away nearly 10 years. You will have to pay these taxes sooner or later.

Emily: Later then.

1 comment:

Chea!! said...

I find your impression of Miss Emily's facebook to be dead on. She does not seem like the type of person that is very sociable or even friendly. I also like how you have her in conversation with a tax collector on her wall.